What the FLOCK is going on? EPEF is raising FUN and funds to support our mission by dispatching our flock of orange and black flamingos to the yards of your neighbors, teachers, relatives and friends in East Pennsboro Township.
How much does it cost to FLOCK someone? For a $30 donation to EPEF, we will send our flying flock of flamingos to the East Pennsboro Township yard of your choice. They’ll nest there for three days… unless the recipient opts to make a $10 donation for early FLOCK removal.
Will my friends know I FLOCKED them? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us… unless the recipient chooses to make another $10 donation, in which case we QUACK quick and will share your identity.
Want to get in on the fun? Click here to tell us where to send our feathered friends on your behalf!
Have you been flocked? Click here for early removal or to find out who FLOCKED you.
Worried about retaliation or that you might be on the FLOCK’s radar? We’ve got you covered. For a $50 donation, you can purchase Flock Insurance to protect your yard from the flock! Click here for Flock Insurance.
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